The Dictatorship of Commander Skywalker is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.238 billion Commander Skywalkerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Commander Skywalkerian economy, worth 83.9 trillion Galactic Credit Standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,806 Galactic Credit Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commander Skywalkerian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commander Skywalker's national animal is the R2D2, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Commander Skywalker is ranked 115,620^th in the world and 1^st in Grand Army of the Republic GAR for Most Accessible, scoring 293.68 on the Keller-Reeve Index.